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The Onion Back-to-School

Girl Moved To Tears By Of Mice And Men Cliffs Notes
"It's one of those universal American stories," said Ferguson after being informed of Weaver's choice to read the Cliffs Notes instead of the pocket-sized novel. "I look forward to skimming her essay on the importance of following your dreams and randomly assigning it a grade.

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
"If he uses the word 'dialectical' one more time, I'm going to shove my copy of The Republic down his throat."

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